I want this dog to teach me how to surf. I will pay the dog 50 dollar worth of sausage and alcohol-free beer. (Because of the sporty spirit)
Testing testing one two three. Testing one two three.
Is this thing on?
…Nick, you are down for 4 tickets as of this moment. No Joke.
I saw this episode of Parks and Recreation on an international flight, and it stunned me. It might be the weirdest part of fame, to get checked (however comically) in the knees while minding my business watching one…
My plan achieved, on time and in no debts, I am puzzled how I got here.
And why and for how long will I stay.
But while I’m thinking about that I realize it’s silence here, some faint echos of very far cow-bells, some bees and crickets doing their job. Nothing to piss me off, nothing I would frown at.
I realize I got here because of this: TRUE NATURAL OUTDOOR SILENCE.
Can you hear it?
I got born, all yukky with blood and shit, I got up, slapped my mother on the face and quoted from the bible: “thou should be in shame for posing naked in front of older people.”
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When the rain comes, everyone's plans change. When it goes away quick, those plans aren't pursued. They were unimportant.
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If only people would from time to time glance up to the sky and see why they plan stuff. Why we live for what we do.
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Pigeons come out of their nest every day to fly. They never stay in and lie lazy. They've got distances to fly in order to... in order to be pigeons.
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It's the urge of life that should never stop us from doing what we want to.
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Go fishing. Go out with everybody. Go home and go traveling. Paraglide. Camp out with people who never camp out. Drink Martini. Drink spring water and eat wild strawberries. Grow old while you are young. That makes you feel wiser and more balanced.
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Take some pictures and talk about them. Often. Give your clothes names. Like "The Detonator" or "The Weapon". Or "Tigerpaw".
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Read inspirational poems and learn them to be able to recite them while you fall asleep.
